Sign Up for Duty

Or at least to distribute petitions. Details on calborderpolice.com. I just signed up on their volunteer page.

(California registered voters only.)

Beyond Self Parody

No, this is not an Onion article.

"We suggest that banning the sale of long pointed knives is a sensible and practical measure that would have this effect."

Perhaps theyll be satisfied when every Brit is in a straightjacket and a padded cell. But I wouldn't count on it.