As If We Needed More Evidence

that England long ago ceased to be a free country inhabited by adults, now we read that the sheeple are to be fitted with obedience collars.

The satellite-based system will monitor the speed limit and apply the brakes or cut out the accelerator if the driver tries to exceed it. A government-funded trial has concluded that the scheme promotes safer driving.

In other news, a fox-funded trial has concluded that gates on henhouses promote hunger.

Update: I hardly know what to say about this.