Zarqawi Uncut
"Die, infidels! Die! Die the death of... Wait. Hey, Abdul! Gimme a hand clearing this jam. Awww, forget it. I'm going to the mall for new sneakers."
"This piece you all see as he walks away, he's wearing his black uniform and his New Balance tennis shoes as he moves to this white pickup. And, his close associates around him ... do things like grab the hot barrel of the machine gun and burn themselves," the military spokesman added.My favorite moment? When he sweeps his buddies with the muzzle.
Priceless.
posted by Craig at 12:37
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nice. you know, if i were asked what new secret branch of government should be created, i'd say it's the "department of fabricating humiliating tapes of the enemy". you'd have to make the title a little more generic, of course. i'm not saying this tape is fake, but it is very funny and makes a terrorist look foolish. my department would follow this with a tape of bin laden outtakes where he's quietly questioning whether the whole resistance thing is worth it, and mentioning that he's having doubts about whether the holy writings even support what they're doing. do them well, so it looks like someone accidentally left the camera on while they were walking behind him. and just flood the media with these. have the cia authenticate them all. someone needs to get clever about this media manipulation game.
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