If I drank beer

I'd buy a Bud. Check out this Anheuser-Busch superbowl ad. (But don't really buy a beer.)

Update:
James Taranto writes about this happening in real life. One of his readers reports

Last Thursday I was on a flight from Dallas-Fort Worth to Portland, Ore. There were four servicemen returning home for a two-week leave from Iraq. As the plane arrived at the gate in Portland, the pilot mentioned and thanked the servicemen for their service and asked that they be allowed to disembark first. As each of them walked toward the front of the plane, the rest of the passengers erupted in spontaneous applause. It's tough to do a standing ovation in an MD-80, but that's exactly what they got.